No yuks about the virtual Yule Log. We love it.
We'd even call the fireplace DVD a standard of the season. Used to be you had to catch the Yule Log on a cable channel come Christmas Eve. But now you can have a crackle-crackle environment, in your television, all year long, summer, spring, whenever you want.
Crackle. Crackle. Hon, put on the milk for cocoa.