We'd nog all year long if it weren't for people's judgements and whispers.
Oh, who cares about judgements and whispers? People can get over it. Because we love the nog, and we've got to start nogging at Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving to Christmas, all nog, all the time.
We popped by Surfas to see what sort of seasonal items they had on offer, because we can't take the turkey out of the pan with two teensy shrimp forks again. We need real tools, and of course Surfas has 'em, including tongs and spears and other shiny implements we've never heard of.
Let the nogging commence.