GLASSES WITH SASS: We never knew that we'd desire eyeglass frames that contained all the same hues of a frozen treat you might buy from an ice cream truck. But now we know. We do want these plastic glasses. They're called Kowalski, LA Eyeworks has 'em, and and while they do say summertime to us, we think they'll be perfectly cheerful come next winter, too. MOON TORTOISE TO BRONZINO: They come in a host of hues. The blue crystal with deep orange is pictured. Call LA Eyeworks for more info.