HIRSUTE HONEY: Beards, mustaches, mutton chops, those little whiskers that poke directly from the bottom of the chin -- the fashion say-so-ers like to say when they're in, they're out, when they're coming back around. We say the mustache is always in, and a mustache ring? So full of winky wonderfulness we'd wear it always. TURN YOUR FINGER SIDEWAYS: The 'stache is ceramic. The Morose Bee makes 'em. The price is $8.