TOOTHY TECHNOLOGY: We've been wondering how we can best observe Shark Week, outside of feasting on Discovery Channel programming. Swimming with the Great Whites is maybe not our cup of salt water, but this wee USB Flash Drive could be just the thing we're looking for. Real sharks are very smart, but we're not sure they could hold all of our documents. Maybe? We'll probably never get the chance to find out, and that's okay. SEA-O-M-P-U-T-E-R: Hemingway Fun of Dallas makes 'em; Etsy has 'em; they're $35. Backing-up short stories never felt so powerful.