UTILITARIAN MADE BEAUTIFUL: The Reform School write-up of this Tanya Aguiniga Rope Bracelet pretty much says it all: "WARNING: This bracelet may provoke excessive compliments!" It's chunky and striking and particularly ropey, which is a plus. Also, it comes dyed (naturally) in a few shades besides red. AYE AYE: We might talk in sea lingo while wearing it. Well, why not? It's $70, at Reform School.