ORBEE TIME: If only there was a Chew-o-Meter for humans. Like, that jerky will be too tough. And don't even try that week-old baguette. But there is not, and we must proceed carefully in our chewing, and we must not be jealous of Planet Dog and the Chew-o-Meter, a ranking system developed by the eco-nice company. What does it rank? How tough a certain toy is. The Orbee is up there in tooth-tested toughness, making it a fine toy for these fine long days in the dog park. No more shredded toy mass to throw away after one play. PLAY BALL: A small Orbee is $6.95. You can read more about the Chew-o-Meter here.