Strip Waxing and Lingerie Boutique Opens
Newscaster: Let’s check in on Suzy at the sea. Suze?
Reporter: Well, Al, it’s been a traumatic day on the sand. Countless innocent beachgoers were terrified when an unshaven, unidentified swimmer came ashore.
Witness 1: Hair. (Sobbing.) Everywhere.
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