MV3 Cribs: Inside Wade’s New Chicago Home

Just gawk at MV3's new THM in the Windy City's River North neighborhood.

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Don't think about those pesky Chicago Bulls rumors that crop up all the time. Nope. Dwyane Wade bought a swingin' townhome in his native Windy City over the summer, presumably to be closer to the kids he shares with ex-wife Siohvaughn. Let's take a look inside, shall we?
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NBC 5 News
Wade bought his one of these 4-story riverfront units for $274,000 less than it's $1.69 million asking price. Now he has a nicer place to run stairs! His home is part of a redevelopment of formerly industrial parcels on the Chicago River called Kinzie Park.
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Noah Bullard, NBC 5 News
The home, built in 2000, sat vacant for a year until furnished with what appears to be a complete Rooms to Go paint-by-numbers kit -- a trick that clearly worked on D-Wade. Behold the first of many living spaces!
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At 3,900 square feet, there's enough lounging space to accomodate even the largest and possibly falsest of <a href="http://deadspin.com/5150377/dwyane-wade-had-wild-marijuana-sex-parties-and-you-werent-invited" target="_blank">weed-fueled NBA orgies</a>.
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Hmmm...we must conclude from the purchase of a home with shelves that Wade plans to fill them with at least 5 NBA Championship trophies inscribed with the words "Miami Heat." Yeah...we'll go with that.
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Telemundo
Splish, splash, Wade will be taking a bath -- in a room roughly the size of Delaware.
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The home boasts approximately 437 living spaces. Here's another.
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Telemundo
Wade's crib features 4 gigantic bedrooms -- enough space to fit him, his children, and the constant requests for a contract extension from Pat Riley.
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Telemundo
Perhaps Wade will take Shaq up on his <a href="http://www.mtv.com/photos/cribs-boom-boom-bedroom/1564916/1590256/photo.jhtml" target="_blank">giant bed challenge</a> and replace this one, pathetically sized for normal humans.
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Nothing says "you've made it!" like a rooftop deck with city views. Unless it's a pillow cross-stitched with the words "you've made it!"
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Another living room! Seriously, who fed the first one after midnight?!?!
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According to the real estate listing, the slate floor indicates this one is the "family room." What a relief.
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NBC10
We spoke too soon. Like their new owner, the living rooms can't be stopped.
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Getty Images
We're sure Wade will spend hours slaving over those appliances.
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Noah Forman
Hey, what's that icky white stuff? Hopefully, returning to his Chi Town home in winter will remind Wade just how loveable Miami is.
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