The first names that come to mind when you think of safe sex would probably not be Bristol Palin or The Situation, but that's not stopping the two reality TV stars from cutting a public service announcement extolling the virtues of abstinence.
"Excuse me miss, have you ever had a situation with the official Situation?" he says before recognizing who she was, calling her "B Palin."
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"You mean to tell me that girls actually fall for that line?" she snapped back, adding, "I hope you're as committed to safe sex as you are those abs."
He continues to press his case, asking, "Like you're not gonna hook up before you're married, like for real?"
She replies that she knows "how hard it is to be a teen parent," a reference to her son Tripp, whom she had with ex-boyfriend Levi Johnston during her mother's vice-presidential run in 2008. She convinces the Situation that she's sincere in her beliefs, which he
"I totally respect abstinence," he said. "I mean it actually has the word 'abs' in it. I mean, come on, I'm The Situation and I love that."
But while he's down with Palin's choice, The Situation wants viewers to know that you can have sex, if you do it safely, offering a condom to Bristol.
"I actually practice a whole lot [of safe sex], I mean a whole lot...The safe part, we've got the safe part down pat," he said.
For the record, the word "situation" is uttered 17 times in the two-minute ad.