The idea that a 25 year-old woman might not find sex with an 85 year-old man exciting isn't exactly news - but when the man in question sits atop an empire built on being a worldly, sophisticated lover of women, it could be potentially devastating.
In an interview with Howard Stern, Hugh Hefner's ex-fiance Crystal Harris claimed that her sex life at the mansion was far from a fantasy.
"He doesn't really take off his clothes," Harris says. "I've never seen Hef naked." She went on to say that their coitus lasted "like two seconds" before adding:
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"Then I was just over it," she says. "I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry."
Hefner, meanwhile, paints a much different story. The "Playboy" mogul recently took to Twitter to express his thoughts about Harris' statements.
"Crystal lied about our relationship on Howard Stern but I don't know why," Hef Tweeted. "Maybe a new boyfriend?"
"I feel sorry for Crystal," he added. "She seems lost."
However, Hefner claims he still has warm feelings for Harris, who broke off their engagement just days before the pair were set to walk down the aisle.
"When I said, 'I missed a bullet' when Crystal left, I didn't mean I didn't love her," Hef explained. "I meant that I realized she didn't love me."