The satirists will host "a multimedia discussion on the state of media, politics and pop culture as they offer up insight into how the paper's culture-skewering stories and hilarious headlines are created."
If you turn out to be one of the unlucky ones, stay calm. Tickets are still available, ranging from $15 for UCLA students to $48 -- a small price to pay for Angelenos to get a live dose of "The Onion." LA just hasn't been the same since the print edition left town back in 2009.
Editorial Note: Clifford Banes has the night off.