My birthday was not complete because I am not friends with Bill Walton, so I didn’t get a birthday message left for me like the one left for long time Philadelphia 76er staffer Harvey Pollack.
Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Harvey, this Bill Walton just in case you thought it might have been Neil Young or Tony Bennett or Barry Manilow or someone else. But I just wanted to call and wish you the happiest of birthdays and just say thanks for everything, Harvey. You make our lives so wonderful, so full, so complete. And you are such an intergalactic treasure.
That is just the beginning, you really need to listen to the entire thing to appriciate just how much the back-pain medication that Bill Walton is taking is impacting his mind. We’re assuming it’s the back pain medication. We hope it’s the back pain medication.
Whatever it is, we need to become Bill Walton’s friend so we can get some.
