You may have picked on Paul McCartney in LA Weekly. Tsk. You may have had a hand in the most recent Olympics -- although your mention of "bier" consumption has us wondering. You might be given to a jet-setting, sunglass-wearing, turtleneck-donning, sybaritic lifestyle that we all should avoid emulating.
But you are an internation man of pleather-y style and pluck, you make people laugh at the Lucha shows, and you'll be at El Cid on Tuesday, March 30 doing the same.
Lucha fans: We know you know that there's always VaVOOM-y madness going down on Cinco de Mayo, but if you can't wait, and need some Lucha-based lunacy now, Heino is your man. Sorry. Gentleman.
Where do you get your turtlenecks, Heino?