Ever wonder how much it would set you back to party with Snooki?
Well, worry no more. Page Six has crunched the numbers for the cast of “Jersey Shore,” breaking down how much it would cost for an appearance from this fist-pumping bunch. Not surprisingly, Nicole “Snooki” Pollizzi and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino are the top earners, at a cool $15,000 for a typical club or event appearance.
Next up are Jenni “JWoww” Farley, Paul “Pauly D” DelVecchio and Vinny Guadagnino, who tend to rake in about $12,000 per appearance.
Someone should tell Deena that fame starts with a hair pouf, coining phrases like “smooshing,” and starting your signature slipper line.