This might qualify for the best "what-I-did-last-summer" story ever.
Right off the heels of losing his publicist and his job, Charlie Sheen took to his Twitter to advertise that he is looking for fresh tigerblood to help him navigate the ins and outs of the radical Internet.
Yes, you can be Charlie's social media summer intern -- make that his #TigerBloodIntern.
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The application reads as such: "Do you have #TigerBlood? Are you all about #Winning? Can you #PlanBetter than anyone else? If so, we want you on #TeamSheen as our social media #TigerBloodIntern."
The rest of the application was clearly not written by Sheen: "This unique internship opportunity will allow a hard-working, self-motivated, creative, resourceful and social media savvy individual to work closely with Charlie Sheen in leveraging his social network."
Those who can convince Sheen that they're winning in 75 characters or less by March 11 will advance to the next round. In other words, repeat "winning" nine times and throw in one "tigerblood" for good measure.
The position lasts for eight weeks, is full-time and is paid. (Winning!) It goes unsaid that you must be prepared to be loved violently and drink lots of chocolate milk.
Oh, what we would give to sit in on that interview.